DisasterPiece Theater

Ben Affleck stars in this thriller about psychics trying to trick other psychics with their psychic powers.  Except for some reason the movie thinks psychics are lame, so they're called Hypnotics.  Also, they never quite figured out how to organically tell the story, so the characters just shout the plot directly into the camera.  It's great!
 
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WARNING: This movie is remarkably gross, and as such this episode will also be a gross one.  If you don't want to hear me discussing the bodily emissions of Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson, maybe sit this one out.
Otherwise, get ready to break down Two Men Being Awful to Each Other: The Movie!  You have been warned

I don't really know how to introduce this movie, because anything I could type reads like the rantings of a lunatic....fitting, given that this movie will change the epic fantasy landscape forever.  This movie started life 15 years ago as a music video, and through the perseverance of Chris Dane Owens became a full feature length film!  It's campy as hell, and yet I can't get it out of my head.  Truly, we're in the golden age of magic.
 
Note: there may or may not be a slight buzzing noise around the hour mark.  QC says it's there, but I can't hear it...which may be exactly what I deserve for making so many jokes about the old men who made this movie.
 
Link to the music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4 
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I didn't think I could be more terrified to fly than I am today...and then I saw Sky Sharks.  This movie has it all: flying robot sharks, nazi zombies, and a multigenerational story of one family's quest to fight the evil within...and yet it's somehow one of the most boring, visually painful movies I've ever watched.
 
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This week we go back to the filmography of my favorite actor of all time, Nicolas Cage.  This time he's got a bit of an excuse for his usual insanity, in that his character is descending into madness because it's an HP Lovecraft story.  Steel yourselves as we tackle eldritch nightmares, mutant fauna, and the world's worst dad.
 
This link will make sense, I promise.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tommy-tuberville-trigon_n_67bfcee4e4b0c1f0afe36eee

A WRESTLING MOVIE WITH ACTUAL WRESTLING!!!  I don't have the words to articulate how excited I am to share this with you.  This delightful Canadian horror movie has it all: a hillbilly cult, sweet pro wrestling moves, and the summoning of the literal Christian Devil.  If you don't love this movie I don't think you are capable of letting joy in your heart.
 
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From the director of the Lord of the Rings comes an insane trip to the late 80s for what looks like a spoof of the Muppet Show, except with a lot more drugs and nudity...same number of puppets though.  It's weird to think about, but it's entirely possible this was an inspiration for the modern kids movie "Sing"...our world is a magical place that never ceases to amaze me.

This week we stumble into a slapstick slaughterhouse with Hundreds of Beavers.  If you love furries, physical comedy, or if you're just a big fan of repetition, then this is the movie for you!