DisasterPiece Theater

SURPRISE!!  This week was so stuffed with wacky cinema that it couldn't be contained in a single episode!  This is a first in the theater where we have a special guest, Film Cam!  He's the only man with the tenacity to help me tackle the Tyrannosaurus sized treat that is The Velocipastor.  I'd offer a witty description, but with a title like that I'd just be putting a hat on a hat

Continuing our trend of silent protagonists, this week we're having fun with "Definitely Not A Quiet Place".
UPDATE - Initial upload was a pre-edit audio file.  If you listened to that, congratulations on finding the surprise "behind the scenes" look at how the sausage gets made, which was absolutely planned and definitely not an accident :).

Prepare yourself for a movie with the gall to put the word "Wrestling" in the title, and before the opening credits end have the main character declare that he's done wrestling...This movie broke my heart, and it's going to take a while before I can trust a movie title again

If you ever thought that the ideal setting for a revenge thriller would be an escape room, or if you just want to mourn the loss of the collection of insane silliness that was Freevee, this is the episode for you.  Brace yourself for a love quadrangle, a decades long comeuppance, and the DisasterPiece Theater debut of the greatest actress of a generation...

If you've ever wondered what it would look like if a hostage movie was just super chill, then this is the movie for you...oh, also it's a Christian movie, so please prepare your rage / eyerolls appropriately.

We've got an Amazon Original...based on a book...about the power of friendship in the face of demonic possession.  I haven't read the book, but I'm willing to bet it's better than the movie...

Nic Cage vs Possessed Animatronics...another classic from the greatest actor of our time
 
 Note: You guys might know that the Five Nights At Freddy’s movie actually came out despite what I say in the recording. And I’ll just say that the time dimension makes fools of us all