DisasterPiece Theater

Episode 18 - Empire Queen: The Golden age of Magic

I don't really know how to introduce this movie, because anything I could type reads like the rantings of a lunatic....fitting, given that this movie will change the epic fantasy landscape forever.  This movie started life 15 years ago as a music video, and through the perseverance of Chris Dane Owens became a full feature length film!  It's campy as hell, and yet I can't get it out of my head.  Truly, we're in the golden age of magic.
 
Note: there may or may not be a slight buzzing noise around the hour mark.  QC says it's there, but I can't hear it...which may be exactly what I deserve for making so many jokes about the old men who made this movie.
 
Link to the music video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDyDz8WeiM4 
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Episode 17 - Sky Sharks

I didn't think I could be more terrified to fly than I am today...and then I saw Sky Sharks.  This movie has it all: flying robot sharks, nazi zombies, and a multigenerational story of one family's quest to fight the evil within...and yet it's somehow one of the most boring, visually painful movies I've ever watched.
 
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Episode 16 - Color Out of Space

This week we go back to the filmography of my favorite actor of all time, Nicolas Cage.  This time he's got a bit of an excuse for his usual insanity, in that his character is descending into madness because it's an HP Lovecraft story.  Steel yourselves as we tackle eldritch nightmares, mutant fauna, and the world's worst dad.
 
This link will make sense, I promise.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tommy-tuberville-trigon_n_67bfcee4e4b0c1f0afe36eee

Episode 15 - Dark Match

A WRESTLING MOVIE WITH ACTUAL WRESTLING!!!  I don't have the words to articulate how excited I am to share this with you.  This delightful Canadian horror movie has it all: a hillbilly cult, sweet pro wrestling moves, and the summoning of the literal Christian Devil.  If you don't love this movie I don't think you are capable of letting joy in your heart.
 
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Episode 14 - Meet the Feebles

From the director of the Lord of the Rings comes an insane trip to the late 80s for what looks like a spoof of the Muppet Show, except with a lot more drugs and nudity...same number of puppets though.  It's weird to think about, but it's entirely possible this was an inspiration for the modern kids movie "Sing"...our world is a magical place that never ceases to amaze me.

Episode 13 - Hundreds of Beavers

This week we stumble into a slapstick slaughterhouse with Hundreds of Beavers.  If you love furries, physical comedy, or if you're just a big fan of repetition, then this is the movie for you!

Episode 12 - Aquaslash

This week we've got a movie that answers the question, "Can a movie have an identity crisis?"  Buckle up, because we're about to find out when we break down Aquaslash.

Bonus 1 - The Velocipastor

SURPRISE!!  This week was so stuffed with wacky cinema that it couldn't be contained in a single episode!  This is a first in the theater where we have a special guest, Film Cam!  He's the only man with the tenacity to help me tackle the Tyrannosaurus sized treat that is The Velocipastor.  I'd offer a witty description, but with a title like that I'd just be putting a hat on a hat